Mrs Bitchface: Angelina Jolie

Monday, February 27, 2012

Oscars 2012

It seems nothing has changed from that moment, when my adored Audrey hepburn won her Oscar as best actress for Roman Holiday. Actually, it does: on the red carpet we see, year after year, less glamour, less class, less beautiful dresses.

But, well, life is hard!

Thank god, we still have some people who really wow us with their dresses, so let's see! I've thought that, like on Oscars' red carpet there were not so many "cute dresses", I'm going to show pictures from the Vanity Fair's Oscar party & Elthon John AIDS Foundation Party too.

Let's start with this last one:

{remember, click on pictures to enlarge them}

{Dita Von Teese. Marvellous!!}

{Irina Shayk. What can I say? Just... wow}

{special mention for Alessandra Ambrosio. How cute is a pregnant woman?? Look at her face, she has that glow!!}

And now, some people I didn't like:

{Petra Nemcova. Ughh, she's so fu***g beautiful that seeing her with this horrible dress really makes me mad!!}

{Two questions about Miley Cyrus: #1 WHAT IS SHE DOING ON THIS EVENT?!? #2 Why does she try to be Marilyn Monroe?}

Vanity Fair Oscar Party

{Victoria Beckham was one of my fav of VF Oscar Party!}

{Diane Kruger. Other of my fav, no news, she has so much class!!}

{Gwyneth Paltrow. Simple & angelic. She wore the same dress on Oscars celebration. Love the hairstyle.}

{Kate Beckinsale. Love her dress!!! Ok, it's not the best dress I've seen in my life, it's just that, if you remember, on the last post about Golden Globes, I called her "the same every year". Ok, she broke up with that nickname!}

{Katie Holmes. She looks a princess!!}

And now, the worst:

{on the order: Amy Adams: it's not a trip to the moon!, Claire Danes: so cute, and a horrible dress, bad combo!, January Jones: I get what she wanted, but it didn't work, sorry :S, Rosario Dawson: Im' sorry, but Carnival is over...}

OSCARS:

A video before, with some of the dresses on the red carpet:

What can I say about Oscars red carpet?? Disappointment (yeah, once more). In fact, I don't know what to show you. Of course there were beautiful dresses (Milla Jovovich on Elie Saab, for example), but nothing unexpected. So I decided to show the worst, and THE best! {guess who?}

{Cameron Diaz. Every time I see her, I wonder what has she done to have that face, I don't have an explanation, so if you have, tell me, because I can't understand why she has her face that way. I didn't like the dress, in fact I think it was uglier than her face}

{JLo. She hurts me. I mean, she's beautiful, a good singer, a good actress.... why does she insist on wearing "not her size" dresses??}

{competition on the stage: who's the worst??}

{problems with the size once more, but the opposite this time. And it's your second time, Sandra}

{another strange thing on the red carpet, Esperanza Spalding. I don't know if she was trying to be a fairy or whatever she wanted, but it looks so strange. And please, a clothes iron for this woman...}

{Missi Pyle & Virginia Madsen. I don't like them}

When I see all these dresses on the Oscars red carpet, I wonder {yeah, I talk a lot with myself, in fact I'm a very good friend of myself, any problem??} if they maybe do it because thay just want people to talk about them, as the best, or as the worst. What do you think?? You think the best is "people talking about me, I don't mind if it's for good, or for bad"??

And now, let's go with the best.

{Maria Menounos. I really liked this dress!!}

Don't be afraid!! I'm sure you guessed who was my favorite!!!!

So, THE BEST WAS:

ANGELINA JOLIE.

PERFECTION is the meaning of Angelina Jolie. Her dress is amazing, the make up & the hairstyle are flawless. she's STUNNING!

Here you have some more pics on the red carpet:

She was wearing Versace.

A video:

On the stage:

I couldn0t find a good video of her on the stage, but she was amazing. Look at that leg!! Somebody created a twitter called: Angelina Jolie's leg hahahaha HILARIOUS.

Inside the ceremony:

Oh, of course:

Congrats Meryl on your third Oscar. You deserve it!!!

I loved her speech on the stage, you can see it on this link

And waht about you, guys?? Who was your best/worst dressed??

{images via tumblr, celebutopia & Foro Famous People}

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Guess who... am I?

Hey guys!!

Carnival is coming. It's a celebration where you get your own costum and go out to celebrate it. Something like Halloween, but much more celebrated here in Spain.

I'm not going to talk to you about costumes, instead that, let's talk about MAKE UP!

Sometimes, on make up is where we have the best key for a perfect costume. If your make up is perfect, the most of the times it doesn't matter what you are wearing!

And for that, wanna show you some tutorials that a good friend of mine {A❤} shown me.

I've talked to you before about this girl: I think she's the best make up artist EVER!

Look at how she becomes in every person you can imagine!

And, of course, let's start with... ANGELINA JOLIE!

Avatar:

Pocahontas:

Adriana Lima:

or Johnny Depp:

This last one is just a teaser, but I'm a huge fan of the work of this girl!! There are a lot of videos by her on youtube, so if you're interested in any character, look for it, you will probably find it!!

Hope you enjoy trying to copy her!!

ps: I tried (guess who I tried.. hahahahah) and the result was not good, it's all about talent!

Monday, January 30, 2012

SAG Awards

Today, I was thinking about to do a post about all these days with my BFF (❤E) which were amazing! BUT, I think I'll do it tomorrow, cause yesterday, the SAG Awards ceremony was celebrated, and if I don't talk to u about this event today, tomorrow is over.

So, in this ocassion, the red carpet was much better than in Golden Globes , so this time i'm not going to talk about the worst (there were, of course), today it's just about the best!!